Let’s be honest. I’m not here because I want to fall in love with someone and be in a relationship with him. The only reason why I’m here is because I’ve been feeling really lonely lately. And it would be nice if I stumble into a bloke who ca...

I'm looking for a man who'll leave me breathless, who'll eat my fanny like nobody ever did, who'll keep me wanting for more even after so many rounds. He should be experienced enough to know how he can get his way to me.

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.

I have read somewhere that while your partner is wearing a blindfold, use a feather to tease them and it heightens their arousal. I wonder when I'll find a bloke to do the experiment with me. I would also request to be on the receiving end first.

Make me feel like I am wanted and appreciated, and I will make sure that you will feel like the luckiest man alive. I know this may sound too good to be true, but I am known as someone to stick to her words.