I am not looking for anything serious. I just don't want to be in a committed relationship. I don't know when I would ever be ready, so I want to keep things casual. Let's just mess with each other as discreetly as possible. Can you do that?

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I fancy blokes who look like Benedict Cumberbatch. He's handsome with a touch of mystery. I'm not attracted to men who have a predictable character because that's where the game ends. Crazy as it may seem, but this pussy of mine only becomes sexually...

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

What turns me on? The natural smell of a man. It doesn't need to be masked by cologne or deodorant, I just want that clean undisguised scent of a man who can placate me. Especially after fucking, that's when they smell the best. Just the sweet naked ...

A woman who knows how to properly lick ice cream in a cone. My tongue is an expert in moving and swirling properly so I am confident to say that I can lick a lad's knob in the best and most satisfying way possible.