Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I have the sexiest legs you will ever see and a beautiful bap. I m bleedin' flexible and imagine what I can do with my bleedin' flexible body. I can make you cum dozy or fast. How do you fancy it? Just tell me.

Is it weird that I find pleasure in pleasing men? I am not sure why, but looking at a bloke's satisfied expression while I tease him arouses me. I think I might be what others refer to as a submissive gal. I love doing things for my lad, even if it m...

I have so much love in me to cobble dogs with. This love within me is just too much that it made by boobies a lot bigger and bustier than the average. How about you send me a quick hello and maybe, just maybe I’ll send some of these love to you?

You can talk to me really easily. You'd be surprised how a conversation between us can flow naturally like we're old friends or siblings talking. You can share anything - sex, food, games, and I'd be glad to listen.

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...