Many have fallen victim to my innocent face. Sometimes, I want to tell them that I am not that innocent. I am nothing but a horny slut who loves sliding a cock down my throat. I hope there's someone out there who can see me like the slut I really am....

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

Happy endings may seem impossible to achieve by people who are skeptical. Luckily, I don't belong in their circle. Being surrounded by old folks who have had amazing lives, I'm sure that I'll have an incredible life filled with erotismo.

When I was up the duff with my first child, I was unbelievably randy yet my husband wouldn't even lay a finger on me. Now that I'm in my 50s, I never expected to be more randy than I was then. I hope I won't end up as disappointed and disgruntled as ...

Going benders during the weekend has been a norm during my years in uni. I would always end up snogging a fine gent in the bathroom of the pub. If they're good at it, I would take them to my flat and shag their brains out. What I would give to get to...

I'm a lazy bitch who does not want to move a muscle whenever she's having a leg over with someone. I prefer to just be like a lifeless doll who receives pleasure and who gets fucked over and over again without exerting any effort.