My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

I live in a small flat with my pretty bunny as my only companion. It's nice to feel free in my own space and not get judged if I watch porn in the living room loudly. What would make it better is a bloke who loves bunnies and shagging like one too.

I'm in search of a young man who'll obviously make me feel young again. He doesn't have to be so handsome or rich. If he's an enthusiastic man with love for sex, I hope he knows that I'm interested to chat with him.

A woman like me is hard to get. You will not sweep me off my feet by giving me compliments. I have heard enough praises in my decades of living. I would like to have a man who can be brutally honest with me. I am so sick and done of goody-good shoe l...

Favourite food: Pasta and pizza Favourite drinks: Strawberry or mango smoothie Favourite time of the day: Night only (It's when the magic begins) I've got more to talk about, but you should message me if you want to know more about me. That'd be...