If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

Every woman has their own fanny which lustful men have seen; I'm sure. But when these men look at mine, their gaze stays in my sensuous pussy like it's the most delicious treat. This could be an overstatement, but I've had men drown in the wetness of...

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

I would like to have a man who can fuck me like I am the prettiest woman alive. I don't need someone who can make me feel good and beautiful. All I want is someone who can rough me up and fuck my pussy until it becomes numb. Can you do that?

This may sound a bit exaggerated, but I think I can be the best lady for you here. If you may, please look beyond my old appearance, and have a peek at my personality. I am an easygoing lady who loves having crazy nights filled with endless drinking ...

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.