Bear in mind that not all old people are a bore, some of us still go out and about and paint the town red. I for one always have mischief in my mind and get pretty cheeky when a lad comes around showering me with flirty compliments.

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

I am quite an expert in making men cum using nothing but my mouth. My gag reflex is almost non-existent, so I can deepthroat quite well. I love the feeling of shoving a big dick down my throat, then having my mouth filled with fresh cum.

I am delighted to find out how easy access to pornography is nowadays. Back then it would have to mean sneaking around smutty novels or nude magazines, films were even out of reach unless you know someone. I often binge-watch and found that MILFs is ...

Growing old is not bad at all. At the age I'm in, I could get away with a lot of things--say drinking a whole bottle of wine and then some or tying a lad to my bed. I have a lot of time in my hands now and open to chatting with new people.

Reading smutty novels keep me entertained and cunt sopping during my lonely nights. I'm looking forward to chatting up a dishy lads and see where our conversations would go. I would love to hear about the sexual escapades young blokes get into nowada...