Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

Shagging in the conventional way is not exciting anymore, I want to try something new. It's been years since I felt like I was looking forward to getting fucked or feel satisfaction from it. Maybe it's the age but all I know is I give some of the bes...

Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

What turns me on? The natural smell of a man. It doesn't need to be masked by cologne or deodorant, I just want that clean undisguised scent of a man who can placate me. Especially after fucking, that's when they smell the best. Just the sweet naked ...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

As a needy and extremely naughty lady, of course, I want to find a bloke who can satisfy all my needs including the sexual ones. I also want to find the kind of bloke who can ride on with the naughty thoughts in my head.