I'm not a complicated lass who does not know what she wants in life. Also, I'm not a choosy babe who has extremely high standards in men. The only thing that I want is for someone to please every inch of my body in various ways.

I'm a middle-aged woman who's trying to look for someone who can satisfy me in a variety of extraordinary ways. I want someone who has above-average skills inside the bedroom and who will do everything to keep me from feeling sexually disappointed.

Laughter is the best medicine, so I always give blokes a daily dose of my sweet laughter. It's natural for me to laugh and to snicker a bit when a bloke does something goofy. Silly things and sarcasm make everything funny.

I love sitting my arse down on a plush loveseat that I conveniently placed near the fireplace. I would grab a cuppa or a glass of wine and watch the flames dance around or read a smutty book. I did place a shag rug there whose purpose is as its name ...

I prefer coffee over tea when it comes to mornings. I like it strong like how I like the verile men who fucks with deep long strokes. I want to be fully awake but also pleasured like I am the only woman in the world.

How am I supposed to live without a bloke in my life? Well, I can, except for the days when I feel randy, but there's no warm-blooded attractive creature near me to send me to the end of the rainbow where there's a pot of gold. Do you ask the sam...