It's nice to have a conversation with someone who accepts me for who I am, age and all. I am experiencing some difficulties looking for someone like that. I think lads who will waste their time with old ladies are rare these days. I hope someone will...

It doesn't matter whether you're wearing a suit that costs a bomb or you're clad in T-shirts and shorts made from inexpensive materials. What matters is your incredible skills in bed. If you can make me moan to the point that people next door can hea...

A lot of realizations have come to me these past few days and one of them is that ages have passed since the last time I flirted with someone. And that's the exact reason why I am here. I need someone to flirt with right away or else, I'll go crazy.

There are five things that I want right now: 1. Long and relaxing hot tub session 2. Dark chocolate bars 3. Some peculiar plants 4. Someone to flirt and get naughty with 5. A very hard and erected knob.

I am taking this as the last chance to find a gent to spend the remainder of my life with. Nothing serious, I'm not looking to get married anymore-- that dream went out the window years ago. Just casual fun and maybe share intimate thoughts.

I lost a lot of time to enjoy myself when I chose to stay with my prat of a so-called husband. Now that I'm free, I get to enjoy fit lads to my little heart's content. I plan to shag them and let them use me for their sole pleasure.