Dating is not as easy-peasy as one may think. There are different things that need to be considered and understood. Honesty, I find dating troublesome and a complete waste of time. I don't like to date guys, I want to fuck them. It's easier to just c...

I'm an open book. I've got nothing to hide. Take that either literally or figuratively speaking. Anyway, you can ask anything about me. The sky's the limit. I'm excited to be entertained with your awesome questions drizzled with a bit of playfulness.

Prove me that you're good in bed, and you'll receive the most amazing message that's only for you. Tell me how you want to jackhammer me with your sword. Make me dripping wet to the point that I can't control myself.

Would be happy to be the tweeny in our roleplay. How would you pleasure me? I'll leave that up to your playful imagination. I reckon you have lots of them in your head right now. Would you let me know what they are, please?

Retiring early seemed like a good idea at first but now I am bloody bored out of my mind. I would like to find enjoyment and thrill in all the things I missed out on when I was younger. With all this time on my hand and the youthful energy that didn'...

This old hag is looking for a fine lad who can show her how the young ones these days have fun. I am not sure what the big boys are into these days, so it would be great if there is someone who can show me the ropes and teach me.