I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

Aside from passionate and rough bedroom activities, I love watching movies and television shows, driving late at night and creating artwork. But one thing that I love doing most is watch someone masturbate and make himself cum right in front of me. T...

I find earlobes sexier than others. I also enjoy rubbing and biting them. It gives a different kind of satisfaction when I get intimate and want to please my man. I fancy everything that makes me and my partner feel smashing.

I'm not a complicated lass who does not know what she wants in life. Also, I'm not a choosy babe who has extremely high standards in men. The only thing that I want is for someone to please every inch of my body in various ways.

I've been feeling sad and lonely for about two weeks now because my ex-boyfriend dumped me over text. Yes, my former partner is as thick as mince because he had the guts to dump a lass like me. And just a while ago, I realized that I already need to ...