I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Trying to flirt is rather difficult at my age so forgive me if I fumble a bit. I'm not looking for a committed relationship anymore; that ship sailed a long time ago. Casual fucks and devious fun are what I'm looking forward to these days.

I'm not afraid to show the world how flirty and slutty I am because that's who I really am. Besides, it's better to admit that you're a whore if you are one instead of acting like a saint when clearly, you are a dirty devil. Anyway, I came here to fi...

I am currently working as a barista but I’ve been considering a career change. My plan is to become rich before I become too old to spend money and have some fun. But I’m not saying that I don’t want anything fun right now. As long as it’s na...

I am a delightful lass who is easy peasy to please. All you have to do is say something that will make my bad days better and my good days even better, especially my nights under the sheets. Are you up for the challenge?

A lass who wants to cook for her lover, so when he gets home, he'll be met by the great aroma of delicious food. I want to give him a soothing massage for him to relax, so we can have an exhilirating sex after.