I always take advantage of the rare sunny days by lounging on the beach and soaking up as much vitamin D as I can. But when it's dreary, I tend to get my dose of "D" elsewhere. Preferably from a dapper lad who's half my age.

I am quite adventurous, so I enjoy a good challenge every once in a while. I think I have done nearly all the crazy stuff in the bedroom. I can share some wild stories if you want, and you can tell me some of your naughty fantasies.

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

Bless my late husband's soul, but he was never the best when it comes to shagging. I always had to finish myself off after he starts to doze off. We had quite the age gap that is why I'm not bothered if a fit young lad chats me up. I still have a lot...

Have you ever wonder what it feels like to chat with a proper lady with nothing but sex in her mind. Well, you don't need to wonder anymore. All you need to do is chat me something and I'll let you experience what it's like to have a conversation wit...