Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...

I've been weary of serious relationships since I was old enough to date blokes. A few decades after, I would rather have a casual relationship or fucking than committing to a serious one. I may be old but I could still shag a lad's knob like there's ...

Steal my heart with your overflowing naughty thoughts. Take me to the moon as you pull the blinder when you drill and screw my pussy. Keep me hot and wet every day. Let me experience explosive orgasms.

The packaging doesn't matter, it's the contents that should leave you speechless. The filthy gifts that I have in mind will have you panting and I have no qualms about making your wishes come true. Strip off my wrapping and I'll surely not disappoint...

I'm an active person. I do enjoy aerobics and riding bikes. Need a man who is passionate and direct. I want someone rough and will take me by surprise. More tension, more exciting that is how I see it.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?