Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

I'm a modest lass, but that doesn't mean that we can't have fun. We can say dirty and silly things to each other to have fun memories before we sleep. There's only one thing you can never do - it's farting in front of me. Do that, and you won't have ...

I don't need a lad who can solve my problems and change my life for the better. All I need is someone who will not be the cause of new problems. My life is going fine and dandy right now. I want to find someone who can add some excitement and adventu...

Age doesn’t matter. I am a firm believer of that. So no matter how old you are, I will not hesitate to choose you over all the other men who are trying to pursue me especially if you’re the one made for me. I always believed that age is just a nu...

A cool girl who'll cook for you in her red heels. With my good skills in cooking, you'd surely want more. I'm also a sweet lass who'll take care of you and let you play with my boobies whenever you want to.