Are you one of those individuals who believe in love at first sight? Well for me, it’s a bit different. I believe in lust at first sight. I mean, if a bloke lays his eyes on a girl for the first time and he ends up liking him, it would be really ha...

Shagging in the conventional way is not exciting anymore, I want to try something new. It's been years since I felt like I was looking forward to getting fucked or feel satisfaction from it. Maybe it's the age but all I know is I give some of the bes...

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

It's a bit shameful trying to advertise myself here. I feel like I am no different than a product being bid upon at ebay or amazon. I don't really have a choice because I am not as attractive as I was when I was younger. Well, I need to accept that t...