Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

Do you want to drink beer or watch TV to relax? Or do you want to read books in bed? That's lovely. Because I can be your partner who loves reading and drinking beer, though I have to admit red wine is better. You know what else I fancy in bed? A goo...

I have a boo, but he drives me mad because he's too busy at work. That's why I'm here looking to have a shag with a hot bloke. If you don't mind me having a boyfriend, chat with me, and we'll see how it goes.

Engaging in dirty talk sends tingles down my spine. Nothing beats a good steamy chat, sharing our deepest fantasies and how we would like to devour each other. Sprinkle a bit of witty bantering and charming lines, that's a good way to keep my attenti...

When I'm in public, I don't find it rude when hands touch and squeeze my bottom. Frankly, I have had experienced these situations, but I'm quite sad as nobody was bold enough to take my hand and lead me to a private place where we could drive each ot...

When it comes to shagging, I like getting fucked raw. No condoms, it gets in the way of sensation which I think is a shame. I'm not worried about getting knocked up since I had that taken care of years ago, so why not give me a serving of cream pie?