I have to warn you, the things that fall out of mouth will make your cock stand up in attention. I don't care who hears what runs through my head, once you hear what I have to say-- you'd be eager to make those daydreams come true. I'll have you leak...

I treasure a man who blindfolds and handcuffs me before teasing me in a way that'll make me plead for him to take me instantly. I like it if he whispers something dirty into my ear as he continues with his teasing.

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

I got roped into getting married at a young age with a boring bloke who only knew how to fuck in missionary. He couldn't even keep himself stiff enough to finish me off. Now that I've left that miserable bloke, I am looking forward to taking back the...

I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.