The time has come for me to finally get out of my comfort zone and do something I've never done before. I had been content with having romantic sex that I didn't have a chance to be bolder than one would imagine.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I miss licking someone's penis. I wish I could drag anyone into my flat, but I'm not that desperate. I'm a woman with needs, but I know my limits. I'm not the kind waits for a bloke to flirt with me with his eyes or messages before I do the same.

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

I collect stuff toys, lots of white soft pillows, and soft blankets. I have insomnia. I'm mostly awake at night chatting with a friend or with a stranger. I'm a minimalist. I love to keep everything simple.

I refuse to sit around and wait for a young lad to come along and whisk me away. I have always been stubborn and confident enough to speak my mind or make the first move. I am old and bold, I will not let anything stand in my way-- including my own s...