So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

I'm full of beans whether a certain day looks gloomy. I never allow myself to be affected by external factors around me. To me, every day is a beautiful day. And I consider it incredible if a lad grinds me for hours.

It has been long since I visited a watering hole and all I can say is I miss the taste of alcohol. I also miss being three sheets in the wind with a bunch of my mates. But what I miss the most about the watering holes is flirting around with some nic...

I'm proud to say that I'm an amazing cock sucker and a great cowgirl. I can suck your knob until it becomes hard enough for me to ride on. While I'm giving you a head and while I'm riding on top of you, expect to see much lust and desire in my eyes.

I listen to podcasts when I don't want my eyes to get tired from looking at the screen for too long and when I want to learn more about sex and other stuffs. If I'm not with my phone, I'm reading a book while drinking coffee.

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...