Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I play video games even though I may have the classy look on me. When I and ex lived together, we used to play video games as a means to hang out together when we're too lazy to go on a romantic date.

So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.

I have a tickle behind my lugholes. That is why if you whisper soft words into, I will love it because it will make my body shiver. Just searching for that man who is a sweet talker. Makes me wet myself, and that simply turns me on.

Sometimes, I do feel lonely and bored. Having no one in my life to give me the pleasure I crave sucks. If only I could bring back time, I would find someone who can be there for me while I am still young.

I love going to parties and drinking from dusk till dawn. Too bad my body can't keep up with my wild lifestyle any longer. I can now feel the signs of being an old hag. I hope I still have a lot of time and energy left in me because I would like to c...