I want to lose myself into the unknown where there are only stars and moon that'll remind me how I should live my life. I want my body and my partner's to burn as if we are at the center of a volcano.

One of the things that I hate the most is someone who can’t stop looking at his cellular phone when I am sitting right in front of him. Now that’s how I ended up here, I’m tired of talking to people who just can’t keep their eyes off of their...

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?

The past me would be begging a man to stay. I was naïve and reckless. Now, needless to say, I'm chuffed to just be single and not force things. I strongly believe that happiness will come to those who wait.

Happiness should never be about achieving what you want. It should all be about contentment. Let’s be honest, one person who likes what he's doing would be happy. I think I just have what it takes to make you feel contented?

Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?