It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

Tired of having a mundane life. I have a very typical life where I wake up in the morning, go to work, and come home at night. No one prepares my meals. I do all the cooking by myself. While I love being alone, I'd like to add a bit of mixture in it....

Makeup has been a part of my life. Being bare-faced when going out makes me feel like I'm a different person. One thing I can't honestly live without is my coffee lipstick. It has been my trademark. So if you see a man with a lovely red mark on his n...

I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

I value quality over quantity. I don't like to splurge on posh items that would either fade or break in the end. I want affection, physically and emotionally. Conversations that leaves a smile on my face and fills my thoughts with positivity. I wonde...

A hopeless romantic but I also let my inner slag take over from time to time. Nothing like a shag to set the day right, don't you agree? When going out with the gals, it would be my goal to drag a bloke into a dodgy alley and snog him senseless befor...