Alice In Wonderland has been my favourite story since I was a child. Even the films were great! The character that caught my attention from the very start is the Mad Hatter. I like to dress up as him for Hallows Eve but the slutty version.

The best thing about me is my overflowing lust. I will never back down when you tease me. I will talk dirty to you and tell you all the things I want to do with your body until you can't hold in your lust. We should continue teasing each other until ...

Spend much of my time in the bath. I love the scent of lavender oil lingering on my skin. Beat the beans once I'm on the bed; that's after drying myself. My day wouldn't be complete without using my sex toys.

I've been wondering if blokes like to use sex toys as much as women do. I have a chest full of delightful accessories that I want to try out on myself and on a partner. I'm seeking a willing volunteer who would love to venture with me.

I've been separated for years and now I am ready to put a leg over lads who wouldn't mind having their cocks used by a lady like myself. I promise that I'd start slow until I hear gruff moans and pleads to go faster.

I do believe that the best thing in life happens unexpectedly at the right timing. However, I have waited for too long for the right moment to come. I am sick and tired of being passive, so I want to actively look for the best lad out there who can g...