If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I am an independent woman, yes, but that doesn't mean I am not looking for some sweet and hard loving. Emphasize on the hard loving one, I do like to get pounded into the mattress like a fuck toy. I need to get the tension out of the way.

No beating around the bush, I'll tell you flat out that I would love to have filthy conversations with blokes instead of just getting to know each other. Let's share our dirtiest fantasies and wank off to each other's words.

I've been lonesome since I left my sorry excuse of a husband. I was fed up of lousy sex, always sticking to missionary or making me do all the work until he cums. I want to get back the excitement I had when it comes to shagging, I want to moan and s...

If you keep staring at my profile without planning to message me, how would I know that you like me? Come on, I may look intimidating, but the truth is I'm a very sweet lady with so much in store for you.