I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

I've been feeling sad and lonely for about two weeks now because my ex-boyfriend dumped me over text. Yes, my former partner is as thick as mince because he had the guts to dump a lass like me. And just a while ago, I realized that I already need to ...

Pathologically honest, smart, blonde, and with a figure of Marilyn Monroe I think that's just enough for now as I risk sounding vain. I’m here for fun, I don’t really care much what problems you have at home, I’m not a bloody counsellor so I ca...

Am I intimidating? That's not what my soul says. I'm actually one of the most approachable lasses in the world. Be sincere in your motives, and you'll know I'm telling the truth. Send me a message, let's see where it'll take us.

Nothing makes me hornier than the thought of being jizzed on. I love it when my man dumps his cum on my body after fucking me hard. I will not wipe your jizz right away. I will let it on my skin until it becomes dry. That is how much I love the feeli...

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.