At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

You should message me if you are not looking for a serious relationship. My career is what's important to me at this moment, so all I want is a good bloke who can make my strawberry creams and fanny chuffed.

I'm fully single and I wish to stumble upon a bloke who's also completely single. I don't want to interact with someone who's unavailable because I don't like any complications and drama. I just want to have fun and to have sexual satisfaction at the...

I sometimes wish that there were only two people in the world: me and you. It's for the simple reason that I can't stop myself from thinking about sex. It's supposed to be great having sexual thoughts, but the problem is I can't have your penis in my...

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...