I would often find myself wondering where the times have gone but try not to let it get to me. I'm not gonna waste more time wallowing in self-pity at my old age, time to find other thrills to occupy my time. Especially if it involve playing around w...

A hopeless romantic but I also let my inner slag take over from time to time. Nothing like a shag to set the day right, don't you agree? When going out with the gals, it would be my goal to drag a bloke into a dodgy alley and snog him senseless befor...

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

I have three fuckable holes you can use to drain your balls. I don't care where you cum as long as you shoot your load inside me. It can be inside my mouth, in my pussy, or deep in my ass. I don't know why, but I deeply enjoy the feeling of warm jizz...

Hopping from one bar to another is my favorite thing to do during my days off from work. There is nothing better than getting wasted on Friday and Saturday nights. I don’t drink because I want to relax. I drink because I want to get hammered. If I ...

I might be a tad older than you, but I hope it doesn't matter. For me, age is nothing but a number. Let's forget how old we are, and just have fun fucking each other from dusk till dawn. If this sounds like a great idea for you, then send me a messag...