I'm an open book. I've got nothing to hide. Take that either literally or figuratively speaking. Anyway, you can ask anything about me. The sky's the limit. I'm excited to be entertained with your awesome questions drizzled with a bit of playfulness.

Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

Board games, anyone? My top 2 are chess and scrabble. Doesn't fancy monopoly and trivial pursuit that much. I love the top 2 as they stimulate my thinking. When playing chess, I'm in bliss when the king captures me. As for scrabble, naughty words are...

Whenever I shower, I can't resist giving my baps a cheeky squeeze or my cunt a teasing caress. It would be more preferable if it were a bloke's rough hands running up and down my wrinkled yet supple body. Massaging and groping me until I'm putty in t...

The best way to make a lady like me fall for you is by having the proper tool inside your pants. If you are a bit lacking down there, then learn to compensate through other means. I don't like men who have small dicks and have no sense of humour at t...

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.